你太晚了
You Are Too Late
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."
在公共汽車上一人發現一個小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。
“對不起，”他對小偷說，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做過同樣的事情。
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