當然，……但是你開始了。
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
面試快結束的時候，人力資源的人問年輕的剛從麻省理工學院MBA碩士，“和你希望得到的起薪是多少？”
候選人說，“在每年125000美元左右，這取決于福利?！?/p>
人力資源部門的人說，“嗯，說包括5周的假期你想什么，14的帶薪假期，全面的醫療，配合公司的退休基金50%的工資，而公司的汽車租賃的2年一次的說，一個紅色的車？”
工程師坐直了，說，“哇?。。∧愣何夷匕伞?/p>
與人力資源部門的人說，“當然，……但是你開始了?！?/p>
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