也向我禱告一模一樣的事！
Two countries were at war. The bigger country prayed to God, "God, our Lord! That country may be small but they are very vicious! They refuse to obey us or offer tributes to us every year. Would You please help us hit their capital and kill them all tomorrow!" God didn't say anything. The next day, the bigger country came back: "Why? Didn't we ask You in our prayers to help us strike their capital and kill them all? Why did You send our missiles into the sea. What do You mean by that?"
God replied, "Well, I am sorry! But your rival country also prayed to me for exactly the same thing!"
兩個國家處于戰爭中。更大的國家向上帝祈禱，“上帝，我們的主！那個國家可能很小，但他們很邪惡！他們拒絕服從我們或每年向我們進貢。請你幫我們打他們的首都并殺了他們所有的明天！”上帝什么都沒說。第二天，大點的國家回來了：“為什么？我們不要求您在我們的祈禱來幫助我們打擊他們的首都并殺了他們？你為什么卻把我的導彈進入大海。你的意思是。上帝回答說，“嗯，我很抱歉！但你的對手的國家也向我禱告一模一樣的事！”
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