英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Blame 責怪（中英雙語）

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50.Blame

50.責怪

As I sat with my pet in the veterinarian's waiting room，a woman and her old English sheepdog emerged from one of the examining rooms. The dog sat obediently while the woman asked for her bill. When told it was$80, she looked down at the dog and said，"Did you hear that? Get a job."

我帶著小狗等在獸醫的侯診室里，一位婦女和她的英國種牧羊狗從診室里走出來。當主人在問診費時，小構乖乖地坐在一邊。當主人被告知診資是80元時，那婦女低頭看了看自己的小狗說:“你聽到了吧，得去找份工作了。”

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