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我不想學習了

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Student: Sir,I want to stop studying.

Teacher: Why?

Student: I watched TV that someone was killed because he knows too much.
學生:老師,我不想學習了,
老師: 為什么
學生:我看電視上 有一個人因為知道太多所以被殺了


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