雙語 笑話 about money
錢不是萬能的：
1. Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.
時間比金錢有價值多了，你能有更多的錢，卻不能有更多的時間。
2. If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
如果你想知道上帝對錢的看法，只要去看看那些他給了錢的人就知道了。
3. Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
有錢就能買只可愛的狗，但是有愛才能讓它對你搖尾巴。
沒錢是萬萬不能的：
1. Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
錢可不是世界上最重要的，世界上最重要的是愛。幸運的是：我愛錢。
2. If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
如果你想知道錢的價值，就試試去借錢吧。
3. The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
最安全的讓錢翻倍的方法就是把它折起來，放在口袋里。
關于錢的其他真相：
1. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
銀行就是只有你能證明不是真的需要錢，它才會借給你錢的地方。
2. Money often costs too much.
錢太貴了。
3. Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
太多的人花費他們還沒有掙到的錢，去買他們不想要的東西，來取悅他們不喜歡的人。
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