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  A tightwad was looking for a gift to give a friend. Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken and he could purchase it for almost nothing. He asked the store to send it hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit. In due time he received a note:“thanks for the vase,”it read.“It was so thoughtful Of you to wrap each piece separately.”

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