羊排還是豬排
Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can't.
Waiter: Then does it really matter?
顧客：服務(wù)員，這是羊排還是豬排？
服務(wù)員：你能吃出什么不同來(lái)嗎？
顧客：吃不出。
服務(wù)員：那到底有什么要緊呢？
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