雙語笑話 女兒心中的英雄
Our granddaughter's second－grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes． Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him． "Why did you pick me?" he asked．
"Because I couldn't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger，" she said．
我們的孫女兒讀二年級，老師要求班上的同學寫他們心目中的英雄。她的爸爸發現她選擇了他，真是受寵若驚。“你為什么選我呢？”他問。
“因為我不會拼阿諾得．施瓦辛格（Arnold Schwarzenegger），“她說。
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