兩顆心臟在跳動
TWO HEARTS BEATING
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
兩顆心臟在跳動
護士:手術后你感覺怎樣?
病人:十分好,只是我能感覺到我體內有兩顆心臟在跳動。
護士:怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手表。
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