解決問題的好辦法(中英)
A Good Solution
A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitting down.
“Open it again，”said the second lady，“I'll die of suffocation if there is no fresh air.”
“I won't open it，”said the first lady，“I'll die of cold if the window is open.”
A querrel started，and it continued until the gentleman spoke：
“Let's have the window shut until this lady has died of suffocation，and then we can have it open until this lady has died of cold. After that it will be nice and quiet in here again.“
解決問題的好辦法
一位紳士正靜靜地坐在頭等包廂里，有兩位女士走了進來。其中一位見窗戶開著，就在落坐之前把窗戶給關上了。
“把窗戶打開，”第二位女士說道，“如果沒有新鮮空氣，我會被憋死的?！?/p>
“不能打開，”第一位說道，“如果它開著，我會被凍死的?！?/p>
一場爭吵開始，沒完沒了，直到那位紳士開口：
“我們先讓窗戶關著，直到把這位女士憋死，然后再打開窗戶，直到把這位女士凍死。那以后，這兒就可以恢復平靜了?！?/p>
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