Good News And Bad News
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Good News And Bad News
"There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.
"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?"
"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."
"And the bad news?"
"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."
好消息和壞消息
“有好消息,也有壞消息,”離婚律師告訴他的當(dāng)事人。
“我總能利用一些好消息吧,”當(dāng)事人吧了口氣說(shuō),“是什么好消息?”
“你妻子沒有要求將你未來(lái)的繼承財(cái)產(chǎn)也劃入裁決的范圍。”
“那么壞消息呢?”
“離婚以后,她將與你父親結(jié)婚。”
本文標(biāo)題:Good News And Bad News - 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事"There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.
"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?"
"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."
"And the bad news?"
"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."
好消息和壞消息
“有好消息,也有壞消息,”離婚律師告訴他的當(dāng)事人。
“我總能利用一些好消息吧,”當(dāng)事人吧了口氣說(shuō),“是什么好消息?”
“你妻子沒有要求將你未來(lái)的繼承財(cái)產(chǎn)也劃入裁決的范圍。”
“那么壞消息呢?”
“離婚以后,她將與你父親結(jié)婚。”
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