英漢雙語笑話兩則
Give up your seat to a lady
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"You've done the right thing," says Mommy.
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
給女士讓座
小強尼說：“媽媽，今天早上和爸爸在公車上時，他叫我讓座給一位女士。”
媽媽說：“你做得很對呀。”
“但是，媽媽，我是坐在爸爸膝蓋上的。”
My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
我妹妹的手指頭
凱文：對不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。
老師：怎么沒有扎繃帶呀？
凱文：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的
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