最希望得到的簽名
Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: "Whose autograph would you most want to have, and why?" As expected, most responses mentioned music or sports stars, or politicians. The best response came from a freshman, who said, "The person who signs my diploma."
我們大學(xué)的校報(bào)開辦了一個(gè)每周一問的專欄。上周的問題是：“你最想要什么人的簽名？為什么？”和預(yù)計(jì)的一樣，大部分的回答都是歌星、體育明星或者政治家。但是，最優(yōu)秀的答案來自一個(gè)一年級(jí)新生，他說：“在我畢業(yè)證上簽字的那個(gè)人。”6
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