爆笑英語幽默笑話精102：Camera照相機（英漢雙語笑話）
102.Camera
102.照相機
On our way to a wedding in Vermont，myhusband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and，hoping to purchase a cheap，disposable model.Sal asked the owner，“Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?”
在前往威蒙特參加一個婚禮的路上，我和丈夫意識到我們忘了帶照相機。我們在一家百貨商店門前停了下來，希望能夠買到一種便宜的一次性照相機。薩爾問店主:“你們有那種用了就扔的照相機嗎。”
"Look，fells，”replied the owner，“I don't care what you do with it after you buy it.”
“我說，小伙子，”店主回答說，“我可不管你買了之后怎么處理它。”
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