不是犯罪而是奇跡(中英)
Not a Crime But a Miracle
David was a young man with a hobby of fishing，but he seldom got a chance to practise it.
Then one summer he decided to have a holiday ih the mountains where there were a lot of streams. He thought he could catch many fish there.
The first morning after he arrived，he walked to the nearest stream with his fishing-rod. He saw an old man beside the water， so he asked him whether it was a private
stream. The old man answered that it was not，so David then said to him，“Well，then it won't be a crime if I catch some fish here，will it？”
“Oh，no，” answered the old man，“it won't be a crime，but it will certainly be a miracle.”
不是犯罪而是奇跡
大衛(wèi)是個(gè)喜歡垂釣的年輕人，但他很少有機(jī)會(huì)練習(xí)。
一年夏天，他決定到一個(gè)有許多溪流的山區(qū)去度假。他想可以在那兒釣到許多魚(yú)。
到達(dá)后的第一個(gè)早晨，他拿著魚(yú)桿走到最近的一條溪流邊。他看見(jiàn)有位老者在水邊，就問(wèn)他這條小溪是不是私人的。老者回答說(shuō)不是，于是大衛(wèi)對(duì)他說(shuō)，“那么，我在這兒釣幾條魚(yú)不算違法了？”
“哦，是的，”老者回答，“倒是不違法，但毫無(wú)疑問(wèn)那將是個(gè)奇跡?！?/p>
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