小販手里的結實瓦盆--雙語幽默笑話
a peddler（小販） sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked:" earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good." at the time of his knocking, that earthen basin was broken into pieces with a crack.
一個小販在路邊賣瓦盆，他一邊敲一邊唱：“瓦盆圓又圓，結實又好看，光聽這聲音，就知不一般。”敲著敲著，“啪啦”一聲，把盆敲爛了。
lookers-on burst into the roars of laughter. he threw the fragments without extra trouble into paddy fiel（稻田） , but an experienced peasant from the crowd did not let him off easily:" how the deuce can you throw them into my field? they'll impede（阻礙） my growing crops!"
圍觀的人一陣哄笑。他順手把碎片扔進了稻田里，誰知人群中一個老農不干了：“你怎么能往我地里扔？這不影響我種田嗎？”
the peddler who sold earthen basins tried to explain it away promptly:" nothing, the fragments will be converted into powder as soon as they absorbed water ."
賣瓦盆的小販連忙辯解：“不要緊，瓦片見水一會兒就粉了。”
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