我希望能有你這樣的意志力。
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman and said,＂I haven’t eaten anything in 4 days. ＂ She looked at him and said,＂God,I wish I had your willpower.＂
一個乞丐走到一位衣著華麗的女士跟前說：“我4天沒吃東西了。” 女人看了看他說：“老天，我希望能有你這樣的意志力。”
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