忠告
The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination. "Here," said the doctor, "follow this diet, and I want to see three-fourths of you back here for a check-up in three months."
忠告
臃腫的銷售經理做過常規體檢后,正要離開大夫的診室。“聽著,”大夫說,“遵守這個食譜,我希望3個月后再來這兒體檢時能見到四分之三的你。”
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