三個人
A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."
三個人
有一個人參觀墓地時見到一塊墓碑上寫著:“在這里安息的是約翰凱利,一個律師,一個誠實的人。”“這是怎么回事!”他叫了起來。“他們在一個墳墓了埋了三個人。”
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