照片將被貼到公司公告欄
Restroom Use:Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom.There is now a strict 3 minute time limilt in the stalls.At the end of 3 minutes,an alarm will sound,the tollet paper roll will retract,the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.After your 2nd offense,your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board.廁所使用規(guī)則：大家上廁所的時(shí)間太長(zhǎng)，現(xiàn)在規(guī)定一次只能去三分鐘。時(shí)間一到，廁紙會(huì)縮回，廁所門會(huì)打開(kāi)，你將被拍下來(lái)。如果第二次違反規(guī)定，照片將被貼到公司公告欄。
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