外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹202：他們希望什么(中英)

閱讀 : 次

Heard this morning on CNN that a lot of the Iraqi troops surrendered when, instead of the foot soldiers they were expecting, American tanks rolled in. Didn’t anybody tell them that Americans never walk anywhere they can drive?

今早從美國有線電視網中聽到:當美國坦克進攻的時候，伊拉克部隊投降了，因為他們原以為來的會是美國步兵。難道在這之前從來就沒有人告訴過他們，美軍是能開車就決不步行的嗎?

更多英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事相關文章和資料，請繼續關注英語作文大全

上一篇：英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Child’s imitation 孩子的模仿（中英雙語）下一篇：外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹203：如果我先死了怎么辦(中英)

身材走樣的加菲貓-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫

garfield:i'm out of shape.加菲貓：我的身材走樣了。garfield:i think i'll take up jogging.加菲貓：我認為我應該從事慢跑。garfield:(pant,pant,pant,pant)加菲貓：喘息聲。garfield:whew!made it.加菲貓：哎呦，...
2018-10-30 英語笑話
我對歷史懂得不多

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..." how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?""Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask h...
2018-11-26 英語笑話
those who catch my eyes

　　A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.　　He looked up to see where it came from...
2018-12-27 英語笑話
趣味圖片英語笑話：vacation 假期（雙語）

a vicious fight to the death against five crazy evil monkeys is a surprising end to a vacation in peaceful tuscany在和平的托斯卡納和一群邪惡的猴子打了場你死我活的戰斗意外地結束了假期 ...
2018-11-02 英語笑話
哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊？

哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊？ How could anyone stoop so low？ Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in f...
2019-01-06 英語笑話
英語幽默小故事 - Gifts For Your Teacher

On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I kno...
2019-03-21 英語笑話
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事18：三只猩猩

那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one. 有三只猩猩一個接一個地從樹上掉下來。the first one was sick...
2018-10-30 英語笑話
英語幽默 -Plane Conversation

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicke...
2019-03-19 英語笑話
小偷和他的母親

　　A young man was caught stealing, and sentenced to death three days later.　　He wanted to speak with his mother before the execution. Of course this was granted.　　When his mother came to him...
2019-01-06 英語笑話
Kid Joke(62)

　　Little Amy confided to her uncle，“When I grow up I‘m going to marry the boy next door.”　　“Why is that？”　　“Cause I‘m not allowed to cross the road.”更多英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話...
2018-12-31 英語笑話