身材走樣的加菲貓-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫
garfield:i'm out of shape.
加菲貓:我的身材走樣了。
garfield:i think i'll take up jogging.
加菲貓:我認為我應該從事慢跑。
garfield:(pant,pant,pant,pant)
加菲貓:喘息聲。
garfield:whew!made it.
加菲貓:哎呦,成功了。
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