外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹279：多少只兔子？(中英)
Teacher: Now，Jonathan , if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?
老師:好，喬納森，假如我給你三只兔子，第二天我又給你五只，你一共有多少只兔子?
Jonathan: Nine, sir.
喬納森:一共有九只，先生。
Teacher: Nine?
老師:九只?
Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.
喬納森:先生，我本來就有一只。
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