遲到的理由
Reason of late
The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?"
"Someone lost one Yuan." answered Tom.
"Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money," the teacher said.
"No, I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.
遲到的理由
老師問："你為什么今天早晨到學校這么遲?"
"有人丟失了一元錢。"湯姆回答。
"哦,現在我知道了,你幫助他找錢了。"老師說。
"沒有,我在錢上站著，直到人都走開。"湯姆回答說。
A Note：
help vt., vi.幫助，援助 vt., vi促進；助長
Trade helps the development of industry.
貿易促進工業的發展。
It won't help you to cry.
你哭也沒有用。
vt., vi避免；防止；阻止
I couldn't help crying.
我忍不住哭了。
習慣用語：Help yourself.請隨便吧。
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