知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇07：開張大吉
知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇
07:Business just started開張大吉
A young businessman had just started his own firm.
一個年輕人的公司剛剛開張。
He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
他租用了漂亮的辦公室，辦公室內還放上了古董作裝飾。
Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office.
這天，這位年輕人正在辦公室里面坐著，他看到一個男的走進了辦公室。
Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
為顯示他是個成功的老板，這位年輕的生意人拿起電話假裝正在談大買賣
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor,
張觜就是三、五個億，閉觜就說一切搞定、沒問題！好不容易電話“打”完，掛上聽筒，年輕人問進來的那人
"Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
“您有事嗎？”那人說，“有事，我是來給你開通電話的”。
【語言點】
businessman 生意人，商人
businessperson
Start one's own firm
strart one's own business 自己創業
eg:I quit my job and started my own business. 我辭職創業。
Had it furnished 把… …進行裝飾
have something done
Antique 古董
an antishop 一家古董店
antique 舊式的，過時的
Outer office 開放辦公區
inner office 封閉的辦公區
hot shot 滾燙的子彈
hot shot 一種出類拔萃的人
hot shop 成功的生意人
big deal 大買賣
eg：threw huge figures around and made giant commitments。信口開河的人。
just stay away 遠離
activate 開通
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