Police Joke(39)
Two prisoners were making their escape over the jailhouse roof when one of them dislodged a tile.“Who‘s there shouted a guard. The first prisoner replied with a convincing imitation of a cat’s meow. Reassured，the guard when back to his rounds But then the second prisoner dislodged another tile. The guard repeated，”Who‘s there？“
“The other cat，”answered the prisoner.
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