我可以牽你的手嗎？
Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.
Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.
Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?
Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice.
Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number?
Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
男孩：我可以牽你的手嗎？
女孩：不，不是很重。
男孩：我可以請(qǐng)你喝一杯嗎？
女孩：其實(shí)我寧愿要錢(qián)。
男孩：這個(gè)座位是空的嗎？
女孩：是的，這將是一個(gè)如果你坐下來(lái)。
男孩：我不是以前在什么地方見(jiàn)過(guò)你？
女孩：是的。這就是為什么我不再去那里。
男孩：我想打電話給你。你的號(hào)碼嗎？
女孩：這是在電話簿。
男孩：嗨，我們沒(méi)有約會(huì)過(guò)？一次或兩次？
女孩：肯定是一次。我不會(huì)再犯同樣的錯(cuò)誤。
女：如果我們訂婚了，你會(huì)給我打電話？
男孩：當(dāng)然，你的電話號(hào)碼是什么？
女：我想最窮的人是最幸福的。
男孩：嫁給我吧，我們會(huì)是最幸福的一對(duì)。
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