愛占小便宜不愧為吝嗇鬼的本色--雙語幽默笑話
the notorious（聲名狼藉的） cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. he said. ′come up to 5m and ring the doorbell with your elbow. when the door open. push with your foot.′
一個出了名的吝嗇鬼在向一個朋友解釋怎么找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之后，再用你的腳把門推開。”
′why use my elbow and foot?′
“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢？”
′well. gosh,′ was the reply. ′you're not coming empty-hangded, are you?′
“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧？”吝嗇鬼回答。
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