笑話習(xí)題簿11.1.31
Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers? 妻子:親愛的!快看那些士兵,他們看經(jīng)過(guò)的那位漂亮女郎都看得發(fā)呆了。
丈夫:士兵?什么士兵?
練習(xí):
哈哈,你看懂了么?
答案:
只看美女去了。
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