外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹195：伊甸園(中英)
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?"
亞當在伊甸園里走來走去，感到十分的孤獨。上帝問亞當:“你怎么了?”
Adam said, "I don’t have anyone to talk to.”
亞當說:“我連個說話的人都沒有。”
God said，"I will give you a companion and it will be a woman.” He said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make, she will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.”
上帝說:“我會給你找個伴兒，她就是一個女人。”上帝接著說:“這個人會為你煮飯，洗衣服，她會時時刻刻同意你的意見，她還會為你生兒育女，而且從不會讓你在半夜里起床照顧孩子。她更不會嘮叨。她總是第一個承認自己錯了。當你們有分歧的時候，她也不會頭痛，在你需要的時候，她仍舊會毫無保留地給你她全部的愛和熱情。”
"She will not nag,” God continued, "and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement, she will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever needed.”
亞當問上帝:“想得到這個女人，我要付出什么代價?”
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God said, "An arm and a Leg!”
上帝說:“一條胳膊和一條腿。”
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
亞當說:“那一根肋骨能換什么?”
AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
于是就有了后來的人類歷史。
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