爆笑英語(yǔ)幽默笑話80：Roommates Are A Bit Strange室友都有點(diǎn)怪

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80.Roommates Are A Bit Strange

80.室友都有點(diǎn)怪

There was a university boy who left home and moved into the dorm.After a few weeks his parents phoned to find out how he was. "What are your roommates like?”his mother asked.

一個(gè)男大學(xué)生離開(kāi)家庭，搬進(jìn)了集體學(xué)生宿舍。幾個(gè)星期后，他的父母打電話，問(wèn)他生活得怎么樣。“你的室友怎么樣?”他母親問(wèn)道。

"They are a bit strange，actually，”he told his mum，"On one side there is a man who keeps banging his head against the wall，and on the other side there is another man who just cries and moans.”

“說(shuō)實(shí)話，他們都有點(diǎn)奇怪，”他告訴母親，“這邊住著一個(gè)男生，總是用頭撞墻;那邊住著另外一個(gè)男生，成天不是哭喊就是哀嘆。”

"I would keep to myself if I were you，"advised his mother.

“如果我是你，我就不同他們來(lái)往。”他母親建議道。

"Oh，I do，”the son replied.“I just stay in my room all day and play my bagpipes.”

“噢，我就是這樣做的，”兒子回答道，“我整天都待在自己的房間里吹風(fēng)笆。”

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