女孩是魔鬼的證明過程
Proof that Girls are evil
1： First we state that girls require money and time
Girls = Time x Money
2： And we all know： time is money
Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2
3： And because money is the root of all evil
Money = Evil ^ 0.5
Therefore：
Girls = （Evil ^ 0.5） ^ 2
4： And we are forced to conclude that
Girls = Evil
See？ I told you. ：）
――Whatever life brings you, bring it on！
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