那不是您的房間它是電梯

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There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much! I'm going to complain to the manager!"

So the bellman said very politely, "Madam,this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"
有一位從農村來的女人到城里在酒店入駐。然后對服務員說，“我拒絕住進這么小的房間。里面沒有窗子也沒有床！你們不能像對待傻子一樣對待我因為我沒有去過很多地方！我找你們經理去說！”

于是服務員很禮貌的說，“夫人，那不是您的房間，它是電梯！”

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