他在這里呆了整整兩年。
An employment office was checking on an applicant’s list of references.“How long did this man work for you?” a former employer was asked.
“About four hours,” was the quickly reply.
“Why,he told us he’d been there a long time,” said the caller.
“Oh,yes,” answered the ex-employer,“He’s been here two years.”
一家公司的人事部門正在核查一份求職函的真實性,工作人員找到了函中提到的舊雇主,并問他:“這個人為你工作了多久?”
舊雇主馬上回答:“大約四個鐘頭。”
工作人員有些吃驚,“什么?他說在你這里好久的。”
舊雇主說:“哼,不錯,他在這里呆了整整兩年。”
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