他是一個看守墳墓的人啊，
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
我叔叔手下有1000多人。
他是個重要的人物，他是做什么的啊？
他是一個看守墳墓的人啊！
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