Elderly Joke(6)
An old man walks into a bar，sits down，and starts crying. The bartender asks，“What‘s wrong？”The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says，“I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde，twenty-five，intelligent，a marvelous cook，a meticulous housekeeper，Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs，very giving，my best friend，and intensely passionate in bed.”
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says，“But that sounds great！You have what every man wants in a woman，so why are crying？”
The old man looks at the bartender and says，“I can‘t remember where I live！”
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