Humor：和奧巴馬學(xué)習(xí)經(jīng)典的美式幽默
奧巴馬參加了一年一度的白宮記者協(xié)會(huì)晚宴，秉承歷屆總統(tǒng)的傳統(tǒng)，既嘲弄他人，也拿自己開涮，盡顯美國(guó)式幽默。要說搞笑，奧巴馬知道自己比不上前任小布什，所以他先聲明：
i must confess i really did not want to be here tonight. but i knew i had to come. that's one more problem that i inherited from george w. bush.（我必須承認(rèn)，今晚我其實(shí)不怎么想來這里。但是我知道我不得不來，這是我從喬治·w·布什那里繼承下來的麻煩之一。）
說到麻煩，最近美國(guó)總統(tǒng)空軍一號(hào)和一架護(hù)航戰(zhàn)機(jī)在紐約市曼哈頓區(qū)低飛拍照引起市民恐慌，奧巴馬就此開玩笑，把飛機(jī)低飛歸咎于他的兩個(gè)女兒調(diào)皮搗蛋：
sasha and malia aren't here tonight because they're grounded. you can't just take air force one on a joy ride to manhattan. i don't care whose kids you are（沙沙和瑪麗亞今晚沒有來，因?yàn)樗齻円呀?jīng)被就地停飛了。誰都不能把"空軍一號(hào)"當(dāng)成飛車游戲在曼哈頓來玩，我可不管他們是誰家的孩子）
說完了自己的孩子，奧巴馬又提起希拉里·克林頓的墨西哥之行，拿豬流感開玩笑：
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