爆笑英語幽默笑話精109：Asking A Question問問題（英漢雙語笑話）
109.Asking A Question
109.問問題
During the computer class，the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behind him.
計算機課上，老師批評一個男生，因為他和后邊的女生說話。
"I was just asking her a question，”the boy said.
“我只不過問她一個問題。”男生說。
"If you have a question, ask me, "the teacher replied
“如果你有問題，問我好了。”老師說道。
“OK，"the boy answered.“Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"
“那好吧，”這個男生說，“周五晚上你愿意和我一起出去嗎?”
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