英語笑話笑死人不償命29: 結(jié)局好的就是好（雙語)
All's Well That Ends Well
結(jié)局好的就是好
Three rather deaf friends met on a street corner.
三個重聽很嚴重的朋友在街角碰面。
"Windy today, isn't it?" said the first.
“今天風好大，不是嗎?’第一個說。
"No, it's Thursday, " said the second.
“不，今天是禮拜四，”第二個說。
"Me too; let's go get a drink, " said the third,
“我也很渴，走，我們?nèi)ズ缺嬃希?rdquo;第三個說道。
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