為什么要用我的肘和腳呢
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
臭名昭著的吝嗇鬼終于決定成立一個(gè)黨。向朋友解釋如何找到他的公寓，他說(shuō)，“到了第五樓，用胳膊肘按門(mén)鈴。門(mén)開(kāi)了之后，再用你的腳。”“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢？”“哦，天啊，”他回答，“你不會(huì)空手而歸，是你嗎？”
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