每日一笑(2.2)
A Dialogue
Here is a dialogue between Robert and his mistress.
Mistress: “In your case, I think, you could have married a much better wife both in appearance and in intelligence.”
Robert: “That being the case, I wouldn’t have come here to meet you.”
對(duì)話
這是羅伯特與他的情婦之間的對(duì)話。
情人：“按你的條件，你完全可以有一位才貌雙全的妻子”
羅伯特：“如果是這樣的話，我就不來(lái)這與你幽會(huì)了。
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