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Just Sew the Buttonhole

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  Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?

  Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

  丈夫:你給我把扣子縫好了嗎,親愛的?

  妻子:沒有,親愛的。我找不到扣子,所以我只把扣眼兒給縫上了。

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