我跟她還不熟
Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?
Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet.
我跟她還不熟
妻子：比爾，住在對面那所房子的那個男人早上出門前總要吻一下妻子，晚上回來時再吻一下，你為什么不那樣做呢？”
丈夫：哦，我跟她還不是很熟。
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