Police Joke(27)
“Pull over the curb，”said the policeman.“You don‘t have a taillight.”
The motorist stepped out，looked in back of the car，and stood quivering and speechless.“Oh，it‘s not that bad，”said the policeman. The man mumbled，“It’s not the taillight I am worried about. Where are my wife and trailer？”
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