A Boy with a Big Head（大頭娃娃）英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話
A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
"Where is the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one-use your hat Notes:
(1) make fun of取笑；嘲弄
(2) shopping bag購(gòu)物袋
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正（T）、（F）：
① The boy was complaining to his mother.
② Children made fun of him because he had a beautiful head.
③ The mother was angry when she heard what her son had told her.
④ The mother couldn't find their shopping bag.
⑤ The boy did have a big head .
.大頭娃娃
一個(gè)小男孩向他母親哭訴道：“他們都取笑我，說(shuō)我腦袋大。” “別聽(tīng)他們的，”他母親安慰道，“你有一個(gè)很漂亮的腦袋。好啦，別哭了，去商店買(mǎi)十斤土豆來(lái)。”
“購(gòu)物袋在哪兒？”
“沒(méi)購(gòu)物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”
練習(xí)參考答案：
①T②F③F④T⑤T
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