氣味難聞極了
A man came to the police station and complained, " I have three
brothers――We all lived in one room. One of my brothers has six cats;
another has five dogs, and the other has four goats. The smell is terrible.
Can you do something about it?"
" Well, why don't you open the windows? " asked the policeman.
" What? And lose all my birds? "
一男子來到警察局抱怨道：“我有三個兄弟――我們都住在一間屋子里。其中一個兄弟養了六只貓，另一個喂了五條狗，還有一個養了四只山羊。氣味兒難聞極了。您能給解決一下嗎？”
“嗯，你為什么不把窗戶打開呢？”警察問。
“什么？難道您要我把我的鳥兒們都放走嗎？”
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