Marriage Joke(36)

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　　Over breakfast one morning，a woman said to her husband，“I bet you don‘t know what day this is.”“Of course I do，”he indignantly answered，going out the door on his way to the office. At 10 a.m.，the doorbell rang，and when the woman opened the door，she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 p.m.，a foil-wrapped，two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later，a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home.“First the flowers，then the candy，and then the dress！”she exclaimed.“I‘ve never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life！”

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