Great Event 林肯過生日
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
林肯過生日
老師:1809年發生了什么重大事件?
小威利:亞伯拉罕·林肯誕生。
老師:正確。那么1812年發生了什么重要事件呢?
小威利:亞伯拉罕·林肯過他的三周歲生日。
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