英語幽默小笑話：Goldfish 金魚
英語幽默小笑話：Goldfish 金魚
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們？
Stan: In the bathroom.
斯丹：浴室。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎么辦？
Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛） them!
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛！
英語單詞講解：
blindfold vt. (作名詞時意思是眼罩)
1. (用布或帶)蒙住…的眼睛；蒙住(眼睛)：
The victim was blindfolded.
受害者被蒙住了眼睛。
to blindfold the hostage
蒙住人質(zhì)的眼睛
2. 妨礙視力；遮住(或擋住)…的視線：
The tall man in the front blindfolded me.
前面的高個子男人擋住了我的視線。
3. 使不理解，使失去識別能力(或判斷力、覺察力)；使模糊不清；使遲鈍；使迷惑；蒙騙：
to blindfold you to the true purpose of her invitation
被蒙蔽而看不出她邀你的真正目的
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